timdietrich

Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

• Locking down open computing
• Product placement on NBC's Heros! Primatech Paper Company
• BroadWare mission accomplished... Hello Cisco Systems!
• United States Patent Application #20060265456 filed November 23, 2006.
• Shared woes with Daniek Krook, in Writing SQL for both MySQL and DB2

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